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Sunday, December 18, 2011

Something Unlimited: 'Bestest Dream'

I flew from one building to another while eating my fave rocky road ice cream when suddenly a meteor hit me
I thought I was hot(the good one) but I was literally on fire
So, I decided to dive into a rooftop pool in Hotel Plaza Athenee in Paris
After, I got bored and hanged out with Justin Bieber and Bill Murray(pretty odd combination)
Anyways, they brought me to a bar in L.A.
We partied and laughed like that scene in Hangover movie
I woke up and didn't remember a thing while realizing I was in jail
I shouted at the police and asked why i'm there
The police shouted back- DUI!
I told him, 'how could that happen? I don't know how to drive..'
So I called Obama thru my old phone, luckily, i had load freebies from Globe
In just seconds, I was free again!
While walking the streets of Hollywood Boulevard, I met Manny Pacquiao
He asked if I could join him at a dinner in White House with the Obamas
After the sumptous dinner prepared by Filipino chef Cristeta Comerford,
Manny told me to throw my old phone, he gave me a Blackberry phone by Globe
and promised me if I behave at parties I attend, he'll give me all his money and properties
I didn't thanked him, I just said 'oki' like the way he say it
Then, I went to shop while singing 'Billionaire'
I happened to bump at a famous couple- Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie
I greeted Brad for it was his birthday December 18
They both asked me if I could join them to a medical mission in Ethiopia and Somalia
Without further hesitations, I said 'SURE!'
So, off we went. There, we dewormed orphans.
And luckily, I got to be a godparent to their newly adopted Somali
Because of what we did, I got interviews from both Oprah and Ellen de Generes' shows
At the set of O, I was asked to sing
Proud to say, I got a standing ovation
Haha! I laughed
The audience asked for an encore
Suddenly, i heard a cute voice telling me to wake up
Oh! no! it was my adorable 1 yr. old niece telling me to wake up
'Please don't'- I told myself. And so, I played dead.
But it was too late, I already forgot the last part of my Something Unlimited: 'Bestest Dream'
I tried to revive my dream and reconnect it
All i could remember was having Bill Murray in it. Oh! Crap!

Anyway, I slept again.
There, I remembered a line from a TV commercial by Globe: Go lang nang go!
And now with a smile, anticipating I'll have another Something Unlimited: 'Bestest Dream'- again :)

p.s
I saw this in my new dream :)
my niece as little ms. Santa handing me the Blackberry :p








Sunday, November 13, 2011

Im Afraid To Die

For me, death is like something that pierces your heart- so deep that it's so painful. And then you're gone.

Last night before i sleep, i stared blank at the ceiling and was thinking of how am i gonna die?
The thought of it made me feel scared.
The question: how am i gonna die?
Will it be old age? disease? or accident?
If i have to choose, i would want to go while sleeping- sort of 'just didn't wake up' death.

How is it minutes or seconds before dying?
Are there really these so called 'flashback of your life' in your last blink?
Will i be ready? what am i doing when Death comes? and where? or who am i with?
One thing i'm sure, it would surely be creepy- dying and leaving loved ones.
How would it feel being inside a coffin? being burried?
Or how about being burned and turned to ashes? Oh no! i wouldn't want that! (it would be too hot!)
I remembered during my ward rotation (btw, i'm an unemployed nurse), i first saw how a person died.
I saw how in a minute, my patient just stood up and went to the bathroom. The next minutes, he laid on bed and died.

Our lives are unpredictable.
We must live our lives day by day.
Though sometimes it's not always good music playing, we should learn to live with it.
What don't kill us makes us stronger, right?
A friend once told me, "If you're afraid to die, you don't deserve to live".- just makes sense.

Go and make your Bucketlist now.




Wednesday, August 10, 2011

we still have to respect? think so.

Following Amy Winehouse death last July 23 of this year,
 I posted a comment on a video on Youtube and Twitter.
And I got a lot of response lambasting her.



These two replies best answered my question.
One is from an Archbishop-Emeritus of Christian Catholic Church
in the Philippines/ a Facebook friend (Oscar Cruz) and the other is a Filipino
celebrity/ well-opinionated person (Jim Paredes).



This only means that God only has the right to judge.



Thursday, July 21, 2011

so that's the way it is..

we all have questions to ask. and sometimes it doesn't need one. all you have to do is just put a smile on your face and have a little faith..

why is it hard to get something out of your pocket when you're in a car, bus or jeep?
why is it all rap songs kinda mocks and instructs you?
why is it some people say the obvious?
why is it when you find a bill or coin left in your pants pocket, you feel the happiest?
why is it we can't perfectly remember a perfect dream from last night?
why is it everybody wants to be a photographer?
why is it there's always a Justin Bieber accounts in every networking site?
why is it there's always a peace sign in almost all Facebook photos of my sister?
why is it easy to memorize a TV commercial than a school homework?
why is it we laugh at a movie scene when actually it's a tearjerker?
why is it a Coke makes a meal special?
why is it mosquitoes were made to suck blood out of me?
why is it so good to have coffee in the morning?
why is it Anne Curtis ( a Filipino actress) is now a certified recording artist?
why is it hard to say goodbyes than to say hellos?
why is it scary to look before you flush?
why is it funny to make mistakes while joking?
why is it when you hear something you don't want to hear, your heart sinks?
why is it all chinky-eyed looks alike?
why is it best to fart alone?
why is it you have to roll your booger before disposing it?
why is it associated to immaturity when playing video games?
why is it you have to be creative in order for celebs to reply to you on Twitter?
why is it some fans are die-hard?
why is it grandmas spoiles you?
why is it we instantly becomes a fan if we actually see them in person?
why is it kinda kinky to say sexy?
why is it hard to have abs and easy to get pregnant?
why is it beers taste awful yet still drank by many?
why is it Americans prefers to use tissue paper than water in the bathroom?
why is it so satisfying when you sneeze?


Wednesday, July 13, 2011

Tweet Me

I have this thing on Twitter.
It's my new collection.
I collect celeb replies!
Yes, for some, it's kinda silly.
But yes! I'm happy if I do get replies.

It all started 3 months ago- if I'm not mistaken.
I started using my Twitter account which was in hibernating
mode for 2 years already.
This was because of the tsunami alert in the Philippines.
I was eager to get news alert from time to time.
So, I kept tweeting Filipino newscasters like Ces Drilon, and Kim Atienza.
But still, there weren't any replies.

Then came my birthday, I got boosted more to get replies.
This made me strive, so came my Twitter celeb replies collection:)

My first ever reply was from @imrufamaequinto - Ruffa Mae Quinto.
She's a sexy comedienne/actress in the Philippines- in case you don't know her.


Then, a lot followed. Here's some of my favorites:

I got a reply from former U.S. Ambassador to the Philippines- Kristie Kenney:)

Twitter reply from 'CNN Hero of the Year 2009' -Efren Penaflorida.

Ms. Ces Drilon replied to a question of mine, regarding her captivity by the 
terrorists group Abu Sayyaf.( I quite didn't expect her to reply)

A former CNN Manila Bureau Chief, now the head of Philippines' ABS-CBN News and Current Affairs Program, Maria Ressa, also replied to me:)

Former 1st runner up Miss  Universe- Miriam Quiambao replied also. And my uncle was telling the truth.Wow!
Jodi Sta. Maria (a Filipino Actress, my fave in TV soap "100 Days to Heaven") also
Tweet-replied me:)
Bianca Gonzales (TV Host/Personality) cheerfully Tweet-replied me when I told her she looked like
 Ms. Tweetie de Leon ( former actress, socialite in the Philippines).
Bongbong Marcos (Philippines' Senator) replied to me when I asked about the issue during the Pintados Festival 2011
 in Tacloban City, Philippines.

I also got Twitter replies from @Jimparedes- Jim Paredes (Sadly, I dunno why it cant be posted here anymore)
He's a Filipino musician, producer, educator, writer, TV personality and many more.
Also, I have 3 DM replies. One of those is from Kim Atienza ( a Filipino TV host/ wonder reporter).
 

I have a folder called Twitter-Rep in my e-mail. There I store my precious celeb replies.

My happiness may be shallow,but I do feel honored when they reply.
Hopefully, next time, some International figures reply to me on Twitter.
So, this is it, my 1st official BLOG!. Hope you liked it:)