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Sunday, December 18, 2011

Something Unlimited: 'Bestest Dream'

I flew from one building to another while eating my fave rocky road ice cream when suddenly a meteor hit me
I thought I was hot(the good one) but I was literally on fire
So, I decided to dive into a rooftop pool in Hotel Plaza Athenee in Paris
After, I got bored and hanged out with Justin Bieber and Bill Murray(pretty odd combination)
Anyways, they brought me to a bar in L.A.
We partied and laughed like that scene in Hangover movie
I woke up and didn't remember a thing while realizing I was in jail
I shouted at the police and asked why i'm there
The police shouted back- DUI!
I told him, 'how could that happen? I don't know how to drive..'
So I called Obama thru my old phone, luckily, i had load freebies from Globe
In just seconds, I was free again!
While walking the streets of Hollywood Boulevard, I met Manny Pacquiao
He asked if I could join him at a dinner in White House with the Obamas
After the sumptous dinner prepared by Filipino chef Cristeta Comerford,
Manny told me to throw my old phone, he gave me a Blackberry phone by Globe
and promised me if I behave at parties I attend, he'll give me all his money and properties
I didn't thanked him, I just said 'oki' like the way he say it
Then, I went to shop while singing 'Billionaire'
I happened to bump at a famous couple- Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie
I greeted Brad for it was his birthday December 18
They both asked me if I could join them to a medical mission in Ethiopia and Somalia
Without further hesitations, I said 'SURE!'
So, off we went. There, we dewormed orphans.
And luckily, I got to be a godparent to their newly adopted Somali
Because of what we did, I got interviews from both Oprah and Ellen de Generes' shows
At the set of O, I was asked to sing
Proud to say, I got a standing ovation
Haha! I laughed
The audience asked for an encore
Suddenly, i heard a cute voice telling me to wake up
Oh! no! it was my adorable 1 yr. old niece telling me to wake up
'Please don't'- I told myself. And so, I played dead.
But it was too late, I already forgot the last part of my Something Unlimited: 'Bestest Dream'
I tried to revive my dream and reconnect it
All i could remember was having Bill Murray in it. Oh! Crap!

Anyway, I slept again.
There, I remembered a line from a TV commercial by Globe: Go lang nang go!
And now with a smile, anticipating I'll have another Something Unlimited: 'Bestest Dream'- again :)

p.s
I saw this in my new dream :)
my niece as little ms. Santa handing me the Blackberry :p